- i was cleaning the super-hot grilltop
- which gets about as disgusting as you would imagine a grill at a fast food place getting
- and i poured a bunch of oil on it
- which sounds stupid but is how we do it
- and i scrubbed it with the grill brick
- which is something i have been doing for three years of my life
- and then i put water on the grill to clean all the shit off
- and some water collected with some oil in the back corner
- and i touched it with the scraper to get rid of it
- AND IT FUCKING EXPLODED
- WITH A GIANT BOOM
- AND SPLATTERED ME IN THE FACE AND NECK WITH WATER/OIL/GRILL SHIT
- AND SOME GUY EATING WAS LIKE ‘OOOOOOH’
- AND IT WAS SCARY
- and yet somehow i didn’t get burned
- which seems like a miracle actually
- and then i decided that the grill was fucking clean enough
- and then i came home and had a salad
