N O
I AM
E XCEPTIONALLY BAD AT
L AYING OUT
A CROSTIC POEMS

Okay fine here’s a real one:

N iela
I s
E xceptionally
L ate
A lways

Do you hate me yet?

N o one
I s
E ver as
L ovely
A s Niela.

Does the fact that I wrote three of these make the fact that they’re all terrible any better?