amelia elizabeth

May 22

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thugkitchen: You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT. BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ 5 blackberries 5 ice cubes 1 shot of bourbon ¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient) ¼ cup cold club soda  (optional) Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody. Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

thugkitchen:

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda  (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

May 21

(Source: natcatwil, via ihavebeenwondering)

hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

(via jaymchotness)

73 APPLICATIONS LATER AND I AM NOW EMPLOYED

May 20

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honeyed-oak asked: Share 10 facts about yourself, then send to 10 of your lovely followers!

oh goodness um

  1. I can move one eyeball at a time
  2. my earliest memory is of being sick in my crib
  3. I had a steadfast belief in fairies when I was young
  4. I have a ring on my left middle finger that I’ve worn every day  for over five years
  5. also I have weirdly crooked fingers
  6. I have my Bachelor’s in archaeology and I’ve dug in Greece
  7. sometimes I write books and then don’t let anyone read them
  8. I grew up in the forest
  9. John Steinbeck is now and forever will be my favourite author
  10. I’ve kept a journal since I learned how to write and when I die I expect my descendants to ceremoniously burn them