no-one-to-drive-the-car-deactiv asked: I always feel like a literature nerd because I gush over her comics, and then I try to show it to other people and the response is always, "I don't get it."
I just got my marks back.
I love school.
Oh, and yesterday?
It was pretty much the best day ever. Niela and Marya are my soul sisters. (YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH).
You do not write a novel for praise, or thinking of your audience. You write for...– Bret Easton Ellis (Source) (via the-write-idea)
I have twenty pages of a new book written.
8, 679 words. I have been trying to write this story for months. I’ve never felt this dedicated to a storyline. I’m so dedicated that I’m terrified of screwing it up. I don’t want to have to go back and revise later: I want the words that I write now to be beautiful enough on their own. They are raw words, and these characters hurt like none before them have. And I’m...
BP has a new plan to save the world. The company plans to use robot submarines to cut off the damaged riser from which the oil is leaking, and then try to cap it with a containment valve. The effort is expected to take between four and seven days. “We’re confident the job will work but obviously we can’t guarantee success,” Suttles said of the new plan, declining to...
ALSO NIELA AND MARYA ON ON THEIR WAY TO MY HOUSE...
I should have mentioned to watch out for wildlife on the roads. Oops!
Oops, made a negative comment about Google Wave on Twitter last night, and got yelled at by Niela. Anyways I’m looking at it today, and it looks different. I think Google re-did the site? It looks cool. Sooo anyone have a wave address?
thehollandroad asked: WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO?
Just take a minute: Off to the woods →
Today I am visiting my friend Amelia who lives in the middle of nowhere, on a mountain, next to a lake in a heavily wooded area, apparently… so basically Mirkwood. I am extremely excited to get to visit her with Niela. Can’t wait for whatever shenaniganories we will get up to (yes, I just made… Reasons I love Marya #57839: She has compares my house to places from Lord of the Rings.
Going to Amelia's house tomorrow
chasingthestars: It’s on a mountain beside a lake deep in the woods in the middle of nowhere, Quebec. She expects me to go swimming in said lake. You’re lucky I love you Garvo.. I am so proud. I’ve told the lake monsters to be nice tomorrow.
I just signed up for Wordnik.
It is an amazing word database. Because I am a giant nerd. Also: dwine!
What's your favourite word?
A serious post.
FIX THE MOTHER FUCKING OIL LEAK. We’re a planet that put a man on the moon. We thought of putting wheels on a suitcase. We figured out that pigs can be taught simple English. We can read hieroglyphs. We can tell what the last protein a ten thousand year old pot held. So stop a fucking man made disaster immediately. I don’t understand. We’re a planet of six billion, and we have...
New music: Brasstronaut.
Oh god, so good.
To my old followers: You guys make me smile really big. To my new followers: Hi. I hope you don’t end up thinking I’m too lame. To the air: You’re smokin’. To Team Orleans: I KINDA HAVE A MOE’S CRAVING?
It's so hot oh my god.
Thank god I spent today on a dock, floating on the lake, swimming, watching my dad water ski, drinking, and attempting to tan. What’s that? You didn’t have a statutory holiday today? That’s terrible.
Why I may have just accidentally convinced the new... →
WE'RE MAKING BACON WE'RE MAKING BACON WE'RE MAKING...
DID I MENTION THE BACON.
Number One Word I Cannot Spell
HUGE ASS MOTHER FUCKING JUNE BUG AT MY WINDOW TRYING TO GET INTO MY ROOM BECAUSE IT’S GOING TOWARDS THE ~LIGHT~ PLEASE FUCK OFF NOW YOU MAKE SO MUCH NOISE OH MY GOD SHUT UP.
DEAR SWEET JESUS I HAVE TWO FOLLOWERS AT BLOGSPOT.
FAME AND FORTUNE COMING MY WAY.
What is even happening? →
amywhoisawesome: maximetalbot: adjectival: samsantos: kingofthecrossroads i’m scared i want to click this but omg what is it :’( LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO BWAHHHHHHHH I LOVE IT Well, my night is made. I laughed so hard I peed.
It's been awhile since I've mentioned kale.
We have dehydrated, vegan, un-cheese flavour raw kale in my house. Yes, that sounds disgusting. Yes, it is extremely good for you. Yes, it is considered a superfood. And yes, it is frigging delicious. My love.
This one time, I witnessed spider sex, murder, and...
READ ALL ABOUT IT.
I'm painfully Canadian.
Guns being fired at random Beavers being hunted I saw a moose yesterday…as roadkill
Typically Friday night near my house.
Someone on the lake has gotten drunk and is shooting a gun. You know you’ve led an interesting life when your first thought when you hear a gun is not “OH MY GANG FIGHT IN DA HOOD”, but “Oh, I guess the beavers are making too many dams again and someone thinks it’s a good idea to illegally massacre them. How nice.” My life.
I might be late posting the link to Allie Brosh's... →