December 2010
Dec 31st
I'm such a country girl.
Got up this morning, and spent nearly an hour getting the damn fires going. Then I made tea and cleaned for the party I’m having tonight. Once I was done all that, I had the outside chores to do, most interesting of which was feeding the pigs. And I’m referring here to little tiny pigs with wings, more commonly called ‘starlings’ and ‘chick-a-dees’ and...
Dec 31st
It is the last day of 2010.
Unbelievable.
Dec 31st
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I have watched nearly thirty Vlog Brothers videos.
I need to go to bed.
Dec 31st
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I have a very serious problem and that problem is that I can’t stop watching Vlog Brothers videos and that is in turn making me type like they talk and honestly as if I need to be any more hyperactive but watching Hank and John talk is like a direct shot of caffeine to my system and also I’m trying to laugh quietly so as to not wake my parents but that’s making my ears pop and...
Dec 31st
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HOW MANY PSYCHOLOGISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A...
JUST ONE, BUT THE LIGHT BULB HAS TO WANT TO CHANGE.
Dec 31st
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A HANDKERCHIEF DANCE?
YOU PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE IN IT.
Dec 31st
I just accidentally started watching Vlog Brothers...
I’m going to be up very late tonight, aren’t I?
Dec 31st
“There was really nothing more satisfying than having someone go through your...”
– MY DAD IS SUCH A GODDAMN HIPSTER I MEAN REALLY
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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I know most of you are (probably) not parents, but... →
Yes, it’s that funny.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
aracelerysticks replied to your post:Last night, right before bed, I got electrocuted. what happened?! I tried to unplug my computer and the prongs were still in the surge bar and I accidentally grabbed onto them and I got zapped but that just made me hold on to them tighter so it was like three solid seconds of me being electrocuted. And then I really hoped to get superpowers…but I...
Dec 30th
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Last night, right before bed, I got electrocuted.
So now I’ve met all my 2010 New Year’s Resolutions.
Dec 30th
girlwithgreenglasses asked: omg I saw your posts about Merlin and that show just makes the historian part of my brain cry forever. But in a hilarious sort of way. Lots of things do that anyway. I want to take a class called "The Middle Ages and the Movies" at St Andrews because that just looks like SO MUCH FUN. But alas, it is full.

This derailed quickly. What was I talking about?

Oh,...
Dec 30th
I just got an email from someone on my Big Girl...
Sounds legit.
Dec 30th
girlwithgreenglasses asked: omg I saw your posts about Merlin and that show just makes the historian part of my brain cry forever. But in a hilarious sort of way. Lots of things do that anyway. I want to take a class called "The Middle Ages and the Movies" at St Andrews because that just looks like SO MUCH FUN. But alas, it is full.

This derailed quickly. What was I talking about?

Oh,...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dear World.
STOP TALKING TO ME WHILE I’M WRITING.
Dec 29th
singingeachtoeach asked: i do the same thing but omg no it's totally worth it. seriously. it's such a pretty show and it's so good :)
Dec 29th
singingeachtoeach asked: "GODDAMN I NEED TO WATCH MERLIN"

YES YOU DO. EVERYONE DOES.

my life's mission is to make everyone watch merlin so that they will make it forever and ever
Dec 29th
singingeachtoeach asked: "GODDAMN I NEED TO WATCH MERLIN"

YES YOU DO. EVERYONE DOES.

my life's mission is to make everyone watch merlin so that they will make it forever and ever
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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amywhoisawesome replied to your post: I just want 2011 to be amazing. Amelia, as long as you continue to be your awesome self, 2011 will be SUPER AMAZING! I want cupcakes and puppy dogs to rain down on you for the rest of your days, Amy.
Dec 29th
I'M DOWNLOADING THE BETA VERSION OF SCRIVENER FOR...
YAY YAY I’VE WANTED IT FOR SO LONG
Dec 29th
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I just want 2011 to be amazing.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
al-jinni answered your question: Help. The Pied Piper of Hamlin And now I’m kicking myself. Of course it’s the Pied Piper. Thanks!
Dec 29th
Help.
What’s that fairytale where the guy plays the flute and all the rats follow him out of the town but then he steals all the children of the town instead?
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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what even is bed
carpedylan: and what is the deal with sleep? it’s not like you even REALLY need it. it’s just a thing we do to avoid homework like the first uni student ever was like “um sir i haven’t done my homework” and he’s all “lol why” and he’s all “i had to be unconscious last night so i could hallucinate and reconstitute my neural pathways” and he was all “i don’t believe you” and he was all “no it’s...
Dec 29th
I got a pair of pajamas for Christmas.
And they’re a size large…petite. I’m over five-nine, and I wear a medium. These pajamas just…don’t work. THEY LOOK PRETTY FUNNY ON ME THOUGH GUYS.
Dec 29th
yourlinesbecomeroutine asked: I JUST FINISHED WATCHING EASY A AND MY LITTLE BROTHERS ARE GOING TO BED NOW SO I WILL MAKE THAT BLOG WHEN I WAKE UP TODAY AND ON THIS BLOG I WILL FLAIL ABOUT EASY A BECAUSE IT WAS AMAZING.
Dec 29th
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yourlinesbecomeroutine asked: I JUST FINISHED WATCHING EASY A AND MY LITTLE BROTHERS ARE GOING TO BED NOW SO I WILL MAKE THAT BLOG WHEN I WAKE UP TODAY AND ON THIS BLOG I WILL FLAIL ABOUT EASY A BECAUSE IT WAS AMAZING.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
I MADE HONOUR ROLL.
Dec 29th
yourlinesbecomeroutine asked: OH MY GOD AMELIA THAT BLOG IDEA I AM NEVER GOING TO BED AGAIN
Dec 29th
yourlinesbecomeroutine asked: In the coming weeks, expect an accusation that it has indeed happened. In this event, I will inevitably have dreamed it happening and will confuse hallucination with reality.

This has been a THIS IS HOW DYLAN WORKS post
Dec 29th
yourlinesbecomeroutine asked: In the coming weeks, expect an accusation that it has indeed happened. In this event, I will inevitably have dreamed it happening and will confuse hallucination with reality.

This has been a THIS IS HOW DYLAN WORKS post
Dec 29th
yourlinesbecomeroutine asked: IT WILL HAPPEN
Dec 29th
yourlinesbecomeroutine asked: IT WILL HAPPEN
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
ladywhalersofthemoon asked: HERE IS A CHEERING UP AMELIA MESSAGE!

I know Chris Hemsworth got married and you really like him and this effectively ruins the plan of you two being together for life. But look on the bright side! Aren't there multiple Hemsworths who are all rugged and Australian and good-looking? JUST BECAUSE ONE HEMSWORTH IS MARRIED DOESN'T MEAN THEY ALL ARE....UNLESS THEY ARE ALL...
Dec 29th
internationallyacclaimed asked: I'm sorry I went all yelly on you.

That Morning Glory book isn't fan fiction because it's the exact same plot of the movie, just made into a book (except with more plot twisty things that books can have that movies don't have time for). They do this for lots of kids' movies, I guess it's just not as popular for adult audiences. A book based off a movie...
Dec 29th
internationallyacclaimed asked: I'm sorry I went all yelly on you.

That Morning Glory book isn't fan fiction because it's the exact same plot of the movie, just made into a book (except with more plot twisty things that books can have that movies don't have time for). They do this for lots of kids' movies, I guess it's just not as popular for adult audiences. A book based off a movie...
Dec 29th
ladywhalersofthemoon asked: HERE IS A CHEERING UP AMELIA MESSAGE!

I know Chris Hemsworth got married and you really like him and this effectively ruins the plan of you two being together for life. But look on the bright side! Aren't there multiple Hemsworths who are all rugged and Australian and good-looking? JUST BECAUSE ONE HEMSWORTH IS MARRIED DOESN'T MEAN THEY ALL ARE....UNLESS THEY ARE ALL...
Dec 29th
I spent approximately five hours in a bookstore...
Twenty percent of fiction books are about archaeologists with family secrets who solve a modern-day murder mystery with repercussions through the generations. I found published fanfiction, which said on the cover: Based on the major motion picture Morning Glory. So, uh, you can publish fanfiction, I guess. AND THEN I BOUGHT ON THE ROAD In the history section, you can find books about...
Dec 29th
Hello world, I am in a pissy mood.
I’m going to look at pictures of kittens and then write before I break something.
Dec 29th